Novel11 Chapter 183 The secret that the lecherous monk and the village woman had to tell
Chapter 183 The secret that the lecherous monk and the village woman had to tell
As the third prince of the dragon clan, in order to measure his merits and save his clan from being eaten by others, he had to endure the humiliation and bear the heavy burden.
However, the mission was about to be completed, but the other party refused to approach the pool, which really made him very angry.
Not only was he depressed, Guanyin and Sun Wukong were also depressed.
He even tried to use strong tactics several times to directly throw Jin Chanzi into Yingchoujian.
In a daze, Xiao Bailong, who was drinking wine, suddenly heard the empress's voice.
"Did I drink fake wine?"
"Why did you hear the voice of that evil lady Guanyin?"
𝟼𝟿sʜᴜx.ɴᴇᴛ】
"It seems that the Baihua Brew brewed by the Mountain God also contains fake ingredients."
Little Bailong was in a trance, his face was flushed, he stood up tremblingly, holding a wine bottle in one hand, lying on the rockery and fell asleep.
"What's going on with this evil?"
Above the clouds, Guanyin's spiritual consciousness transmitted sound one after another, as if it was sinking into the sea, without any echo.
His lips kept moving, his heart became more and more angry, and his throat was almost dry from roaring. The evil dragon under the water didn't react at all.
"An evil beast is an evil beast!"
Guanyin roared, lowered her cloud head, and transformed into an old woman.
The woman dressed as a village woman in the mountains walked slowly towards Yingchou Stream, carrying a worn bamboo basket with some wild vegetables.
He kept cursing in his mouth, obviously he didn't get a reply from Xiao Bailong, and he was very angry.
【Ding! The Yingchoujian mission has been refreshed. 】
[Please ask the host to commit suicide as soon as possible, and he will be rewarded with a box of tables to reward the third level of human and immortal cultivation. 】
"System, you are finally alive, and you are finally willing to give me tasks. Do you know how I have spent the past month and a half?"
"It's so lonely without you by my side."
"Excuse me, what is the most valuable way for me to die?"
The rewards this time can be said to be very tempting. In other words, the system's rewards are very tempting every time.
But he has never completed it perfectly once, so that he has never received the reward of cultivation.
Either the way of death was too difficult or too weird. Jiang Yuliang tried his best, but it was still so far from perfect, which made him extremely unhappy.
【Ding! This mission does not participate in the assessment, and the method of committing suicide is not limited. The host is requested to hurry up. 】
The system seemed to be extremely anxious, which made Jin Chanzi confused.
But at the next moment, a soft voice came from the mountain stream behind.
"Elder!"
"Elder!"
"Why are you here alone?"
Looking around, I saw a woman wearing a cheap headscarf and shabby green clothes, walking slowly with a bamboo basket on her arm.
"monster!"
In the barren mountains and ridges, a village woman suddenly appeared. Jiang Yuliang, who was familiar with the plot, immediately thought that this person must be a monster in disguise.
Thinking about your mission, since there is no restriction on the method, isn't it easy to commit suicide?
"Amitabha, I have met the donor."
"Where are you going?"
Jiang Yuliang's eyes shone as he looked at the wild vegetables in the opponent's basket, thinking that they must be some kind of poisonous substance.
Will I be able to burp my fart immediately if I eat it? Or maybe anger the other party and make her kill him directly?
"No! I'm afraid of pain, so I might as well take poison and commit suicide. It will only take a while for me to belch."
"So you're a monk. Where did you come from? Where are you going?"
Seeing that the other party was almost unsteady and about to fall, Jiang Yuliang stepped forward and helped him up.
Looking at the wild vegetables in the bamboo basket, I lost interest for a while.
Not only is the shit yellow, but it also has countless downy hairs on it, making his whole body look hairy.
Not to mention eating, just looking at it makes me panic.
"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to Lingshan to worship Buddha and learn scriptures. He passed by here and rested temporarily."
Jiang Yuliang told everyone who he was, and even revealed that he was an eminent monk who had cultivated Buddhism for ten generations.
He also said that he had comprehended the supreme Buddha Dharma, and his merits had tempered his body.
He immediately said, no matter whether it is human, god or demon, as long as you eat a bite of his flesh, you can live forever.
Guanyin's eyes were hooded, and she looked up and down at Jin Chanzi, as if to say, who told you that eating a bite of your flesh would make you immortal?
Isn't this her plan?
Although Journey to the West is just a formality, there must at least be a good reason, right?
Therefore, she planned to give Jin Chanzi the name of longevity meat, but before her plan was implemented, the other party knew about it?
Moreover, whenever he meets someone, he says that he is an eminent monk and that the Dharma is boundless.
If you eat a piece of his meat, you can live forever. This is a fucking madness. Isn't this looking for death?
"Elder, according to what you said, since you are an enlightened monk, if anyone eats you, it will be like the eighteenth level of hell?"
Guanyin felt that Jin Chanzi must have been possessed by an evil spirit. As the person in charge of measuring the calamity, she had an obligation to guide him to the right path.
【Ding! Host, are you stupid? 】
[Jin Chanzi commits suicide by himself, how much trouble does it save you? Can't you just collect the bodies from behind? 】
[He seeks death, you collect the corpse, hello, me, hello, everyone, it’s a win-win situation, don’t you want the rewards of this system? 】
A rare sense of justice burst out in Guanyin's heart, and she was so angry that the system immediately jumped out and gave her a lesson.
If you rely on Guanyin to complete the task on your own, it can only be completed once in the year of the monkey and the month of the horse.
Guanyin is consuming energy. As a system, it cannot wait foolishly like this.
There are so many systems in the system world, and competition is fierce.
He is still waiting for the energy to evolve.
"Ah! The system is great. What you said makes sense, but I am personally responsible for measuring the calamity. I have seen Jin Chanzi live and die again and again. Can the Second Saint spare me?"
【Why! Stupid humans! 】
The system made a speechless sarcasm, which made Guanyin's face look hot.
[The mortal world has been upgraded, causing the secret of heaven to be obscured, and even the saints cannot calculate it. 】
[Be careful yourself and blame all this on the demon clan. Is it possible that the Second Saint still dares to question Nuwa? 】
The unorthodox system was launched, leading Guanyin to the path of no return step by step.
"Hello!"
"I said, do you want to live forever? Do you want to live forever?"
Jin Chanzi stretched out her arm, revealing her white skin, and placed it directly on the mouth of the village woman who had transformed into Guanyin.
Just say old woman, do you want to live forever?
As long as you ask, I will give you a bite and you will live forever.
"A monk's mouth is a liar!"
"Do you think I'm stupid? Still immortal? Do you think you are a miracle elixir? Or a ginseng fruit? Do you think this is the Queen Mother's flat peach?"
Guanyin couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth, and she really had the urge to slap the other person to death.
"Um, you don't believe it, do you?"
"Try taking a bite."
Jiang Yu was also stunned in her conscience, wondering if this village woman was not a monster? Otherwise, how could we not know about his merit body?
"If you keep doing this, I'm going to call someone!"
Seeing the other person roll up his sleeves, stretch out his arms, and suddenly come to your door to let you eat his golden cicada, Guanyin's whole body feels bad.
He crossed his arms and kept retreating, as if he was frightened.
"Isn't it? Is he really a mortal? Not a monster?"
"Come here, there's a monk, there's a lewd monk teasing a decent woman!"
"Help! Is there any kind person who can save the slave family?"
Guanyin crossed her arms and kept backing away as if she had been violated. Jiang Yuliang was stunned for a moment.
Call me a good guy, are all women these days so tough?
"Okay, okay, have I done anything to you? Are you calling the soul?"
Jiang Yuliang reluctantly distanced himself from him and looked at the other person as if he was mentally retarded.
"Ugly monk, perverted monk, don't you want to die?"
"The Yingchoujian in front of you is said to have an evil dragon that eats monks. Why don't you just jump down?"
"Aren't you an eminent monk? You have the ability to subdue that evil dragon."
"How can you bully a weak girl from the slave family?"
Guanyin kept stimulating her, and her mouth was full of lustful words. Jiang Yuliang was simply more unjust than Dou E.
"You look like this, I feel disgusted just by looking at you, and you're still teasing you?"
Jiang Yu had a conscience, and slowly walked into the green stagnant water, holding her nose with one hand. No matter how she thought about it, she felt that the system was not reliable.
If you really fell in, you would be stink to death if you didn't drown.
Just when he was hesitating, he felt his feet were weak, and without any strength left in his body, he plunged into the pool.
He vaguely saw a white dragon head and swallowed him in one gulp.