Chapter 149 Old Coin
Chapter 149 Old Coin
Sun Wukong didn't want to be beaten, so he could only pretend to be stupid and fainted.
But smelling the pungent smell, I opened my hazy eyes curiously.
He saw the monk leaning next to him, looking limp and boneless.
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He held a burning stick in his hand and kept sucking it with a satisfied expression on his face, but he was also extremely confused in his heart.
"The familiar smell is back! It's all back!"
Jiang Yuliang took a nice sip of ice coke from the can, and the cooling feeling swept away all the heat.
Unprecedented pleasure hit my heart, so much so that I couldn't help but let out a few satisfied chuckles.
He spat out an eye socket, squinted his eyes and looked at the stone monkey who had woken up, and smiled apologetically.
But in the eyes of the other party, the smile was almost the same as that of a devil.
"Is this monk still thinking about whipping me?"
Seeing this smile, Sun Wukong couldn't help but feel a little in his heart, and he lowered his head honestly, not daring to look at the other person.
In the past, he would have argued with him, but after being treated so unreasonably and having a hard fight with him, he gave in.
After being suppressed here for more than five hundred years, he had long recognized the reality. He had to bow his head under the eaves, and his pride was finally bent.
"You said you are the Monkey King? Why do you look so ghostly?"
Jiang Yuliang looked up and down and found that it was incomparable to the legendary Monkey King. He shook his head in disappointment.
"Um, this is the seal given to me by our mountain monkey, Monkey Sun."
"You humans have different aesthetics from us monsters."
Hearing this, Jiang Yuliang nodded in approval. After thinking about it for a moment, he realized that this was really the case.
"Hey! Are you really the Monkey King, that ignorant monkey?"
Jiang Yuliang took another sip of ice coke and looked at the other person curiously. I really don't know where this guy got the confidence to challenge the heaven.
"If I don't change my name, I will be the Great Sage Qi Qitian who caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago."
Mentioning his glorious deeds, Sun Wukong looked proud. That was his most eye-catching achievement since his birth.
Even in the Three Realms of Prehistoric Times, it is famous.
"Tsk tsk, are you still proud?"
Unexpectedly, Jiang Yuliang couldn't help but laugh regretfully because he didn't expect such a big reaction from the other party.
"Shouldn't I be proud?"
"My old grandson actually fought from Nantianmen to Lingxiao Palace."
Sun Wukong glared at the other party with an expression of dissatisfaction.
If he wasn't afraid that the other party would always fight and greet him, he would have been angry.
"Tch, you said you don't know how high the sky is and you still don't admit it, right?"
"I'll break it apart for you!"
"What do you think of the Tathagata's strength in the West?"
Jiang Yuliang took a deep breath of Huazi and spoke casually.
"Tathagata has practiced for two calamities, and his cultivation has reached the pinnacle of quasi-sage."
"As for Haotian, he has practiced for three thousand two hundred kalpas. He is a figure of the same era as the two saints of Lingshan."
Seeing that the other party still had an unconvinced expression on his face, in order to be able to travel westward safely in the future, this monkey's biggest thorn in the side must be convinced by him.
So Jiang Yuliang told the facts, "Look at the four gate gods of Nantianmen."
"Isn't that a ruthless person who came out of the Conferred God Tribulation?"
"The last calamity was based on the cultivation of Taiyi Golden Immortal. Do you think you can gain an advantage in the opponent's hands?"
"And there's Li Jing."
"Maybe you don't know, right? The Linglong Pagoda in his hand is an acquired spiritual treasure given by the ancient Buddha on Ran Deng."
"I'm on the same level as your Golden Cudgel, and my cultivation is still at the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal. Isn't it possible that I can't suppress you?"
"Facing the Heavenly Court, Lingshan Tathagata can only bow to you. Without the call of the Heavenly Court, they dare not set foot in the Heavenly Court. How can you, a little monster less than Taiyi, kill you in the Heavenly Court?"
Faced with Jiang Yuliang's questioning, Sun Houhou also blushed.
His last fig leaf was torn away, and he couldn't help but blush, lowering his proud head in shame.
Over the years, he has completely awakened, and is no longer the arrogant Monkey King he once was.
He is the holy son abandoned by the demon clan. He has long lost the demon clan's main backer and can only play as a chess piece of the major forces.
Although I am not angry in my heart, what can I do? What can you do to compete with Lingshan? Only by being obedient can we protect ourselves and the monkeys and grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain.
"I know you have grudges and endless hatred in your heart, but you shouldn't flip the table when your cultivation level is not enough, making everyone unable to get off the table."
"Prehistoric times are not only about fighting and killing, but also about conspiracy and calculation, and more about human relationships."
Seeing the other party's appearance, it was obvious that the five hundred years of suppression were not without gains.
Sympathetically, he handed over a flower stick and lit it for the other party.
"If you want to control your own destiny, you must have enough strength."
"Before you don't have the strength, you can only swallow your anger. If you try too hard for a while, what results will you get?"
"Do you think you're proud of the fact that you caused so much trouble in the Heavenly Palace and killed all the gods and demons in the sky? Don't you know that they have already set countless traps behind them, waiting for you to get involved?"
Facing Jiang Yuliang's sincere teachings, it felt like returning to the time in Sanxing Cave in the setting moon.
"Hey, it wasn't that I was ignorant back then. I thought my rules were the rules, but I was suppressed for more than 500 years."
Imitating Jiang Yuliang, he took a deep breath and was choked to cough violently.
"What is this thing of yours? So powerful?"
I didn't expect that a mere wisp of mortal smoke could have such a terrifying power.
He, who had long been invulnerable to water and fire, almost coughed out his internal organs.
"Uh, take it slow, don't be so fierce!"
"Look at me!"
Jiang Yuliang taught him step by step, and soon Monkey King mastered the technique of sucking Huazi and took a big sip.
The numb feeling spread all over the body, making people let go of hatred and unwillingness in an instant, and the whole person felt light.
"Come on, take a sip of 1982 ice cola, that's what enjoyment is!"
Jiang Yuliang gave the other party a sip, and Monkey King's eyes flashed with golden light.
"Good baby! Good baby!"
I only felt a cold breath flowing through my body, coupled with the numb feeling all over my body, and the whole person was empty.
I just want to stay there quietly, without thinking about anything.
Just like that, one by one, one can after another, the two fell into a brief harmony.
One by one, they called each other "master", and the other one "good disciple", and the two got along particularly harmoniously.
"Master, you don't know, those people were really cowardly at the beginning!"
"Master, your cola is much better than the nectar of the people in the heaven, give me another can."
"Monkey, you have to be moderate, you can't drink too much of these things, I don't have much stock!"
"As long as you are obedient, the master still has a lot of good things."
"As long as you follow the master obediently, your hatred is nothing, at worst we will overturn the table and stop playing, let's see how they can plan the journey to the west."
Although cola is not wine, the two were obviously drunk and said everything.
"Hehe! Good!"
"I am convinced. You are much more terrifying than those Buddhas. What is your name?"
"Oh, right! Old Silver Coin!"
"Yes! You are the legendary Old Silver Coin!"
Sun Wukong took a deep sip of the flower, looking very happy.
Looking at the carefree Jin Chanzi, if such a person were to plot against a person, or a force, it would be easy.
In less than an hour, Jiang Yuliang used his eloquence to subdue the unruly stone monkey.
Sun Wukong was even more shocked by the other party's opening and closing of a plan.
One ring after another, the sinister and vicious schemes came one after another, shocking him for hundreds of years.
It is obvious that the once unruly and upright Monkey King was led astray by Jiang Yuliang.
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