Novel11 Chapter 146 Guanyin is defeated again
Chapter 146 Guanyin is defeated again
"System, what the hell is the reward system space?"
"Isn't this yours? Why do I have to complete the task before I can get the reward?"
Now Jiang Yuliang feels that everything in the world is full of malice, and that everything is deliberately targeting him.
Perhaps this is the legendary paranoia.
"Liangjie Mountain, what kind of monster is it?"
"Oh! That's right! Across this mountain range is the Five Fingers Mountain, the Five Fingers Mountain that suppresses the Monkey King. No wonder this place feels so familiar. This is the place of the Monkey King."
[This system emphasizes fairness and justice. Besides, this system has the supreme growth familiarity. As the tasks are completed, this system will continue to grow, and it is no problem to make you a successful Hunyuan Saint. ]
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[You have such a big advantage, and you still have the face to expect the system to open a backdoor for you? Do you want to force this system to unbind and force this system to find a new host? 】
Jiang Yuliang, who was originally very unhappy, was stunned for a moment when he heard the system's perfect self-introduction for the first time, and then laughed out loud.
"System, I was wrong, please forgive me."
I thought my system was just a slightly awesome system for committing suicide, but I didn't expect it to be so terrifying and have growth attributes.
And as long as I continue to complete the tasks, I can become a Hunyuan Saint in the future, which is an existence that is superior to the Heavenly Saint. I am very excited just thinking about it.
"System, you know, the Monkey King is a great hero in my mind."
"He is righteous, fearless of power, dares to love and hate, how can I beat my great hero?"
[You can choose to refuse to accept it, but there will be no reward or punishment. 】
The cold voice of the system sounded again, and the smile on Jiang Yuliang's face froze slightly.
"System, you know, in my mind, you are my breadwinner, and heroes are just my childhood beliefs. For me now, it's up to me."
Jiang Yuliang didn't expect the system to play by the rules.
[Then the system asks you, do you accept this task? ]
"Yes! Of course!"
"But the Monkey King is my spiritual belief. If I want to beat him up for no reason, I have to pay more!"
Jiang Yuliang has long understood the system's stinginess, and he has been getting along with the system for a long time.
[Ding! System task is being canceled. ]
"Ah! System, Dad! Grandpa! Ancestor! I was wrong, don't take it seriously!"
Hearing that the task was about to be canceled, Jiang Yuliang was speechless and immediately admitted his defeat.
If nothing else, just for Huazi, he had to admit his defeat. In the three realms of the prehistoric world, there was no entertainment at all, let alone barbecue seasoning.
These are what he needs most at the moment.
For him, the Journey to the West is like a trip that he can leave at any time.
He didn't want to follow the routine, and he wouldn't be stupid enough to beg for alms along the way.
To put it bluntly, what's the difference between begging and begging?
Isn't this an insult? He, Jiang Yuliang, is a man with a system.
[Ding! The mission has been accepted. There is no penalty for failure. Please rush to Wuzhi Mountain as soon as possible.]
Finally, relying on his eloquence, he took the mission.
"System, please check for me. I am not a virgin, right?"
"Are there any viruses left on my body?"
That's a monster. If there are any viruses left, wouldn't he embarrass thousands of travelers?
Jiang Yuliang still has some doubts about himself. After all, he didn't know anything in his dream, so he felt it was necessary to let the system check him.
[Ding! You are not a man, what difference does it make whether you are a virgin or not? ]
The cold and ruthless words of the system made Jin Chanzi jump instantly.
"System, you are too insulting."
"I can eat and drink, my waist is good and I sleep well, I am strong and sturdy, and I still have such a big baby, how can you call me not a man?"
Jiang Yuliang felt that he had been insulted as never before. It was related to his last dignity, and he had to defend it desperately.
It doesn't matter if he becomes a monk, but this big baby is his last dignity, and he will not allow anyone to question it.
[Ding! Host, are you stupid? ]
[Have you forgotten that you are a monk? Have you forgotten that you are a holy monk who has practiced Buddhism for ten generations? ]
"Does this have anything to do with whether I am a man?"
[Have you forgotten that you are still the eldest disciple of Lingshan Tathagata? ]
[The group of people in Lingshan who have calculated everything are related to the merits of the calamity. Will they leave hidden dangers? ]
Jin Chanzi, who was confused, still told the truth.
[They had deprived you of your essence as a man the moment you were born. You only have the weapon to commit the crime, but you don't actually commit the crime.]
[Think about it, have you ever been interested in women over the years? 】
After the system's reminder, Jiang Yuliang shuddered, and felt that the whole world had turned gray.
"Lingshan!"
"Lingshan, you bald donkeys actually treated me like this!"
Thinking back on all sorts of things, there were so many top-notch palace maids in the palace, and so many gentle and moving monsters in Langlang Mountain, but he was not tempted at all.
Originally thought he was a high-ranking monk, but he didn't expect that he had been calculated by Lingshan a long time ago, and he was no longer a man!
Jiang Yuliang felt more aggrieved than ever before, and a strong hatred arose in his heart.
As a man of two generations, he knew that these bald donkeys in Lingshan were not human beings, but he never expected that they were so insidious. If the system hadn't reminded him, he would have been deceived for the rest of his life.
"Lingshan, you forced me to do this!"
Jiang Yuliang's eyes were shining with the flames of hatred. He had no enmity with you, but since you plotted against me, don't blame me!
"Measure the calamity? Get the scriptures! Get the scriptures from your MLGJB!"
"As long as I, Jiang Yuliang, are here, you can't even hope to successfully complete the calamity!"
Jiang Yuliang stood on the boulder in the mountain stream, his eyes filled with anger, and he stared in the direction of Lingshan with hatred.
A golden light spot in the distance gradually enlarged in the pupils, and in the blink of an eye, a Buddhist Bodhisattva with a golden light on his head appeared in front of him.
"Jin Chanzi, do you know your guilt?"
As soon as Guanyin came, she accused Jiang Yuliang of being angry.
"guilty?"
"Haha, Master Cihang, tell me, what crime am I guilty of?"
"Journey to the West is about calamity. There are ninety-nine and eighty-one calamities. Didn't you arrange that calamity? I was just going through the motions."
"That monster almost took away my innocence just now. I guess you arranged it too, right?"
"If I fail to hold on to the Buddha's heart, are you going to kill me directly?"
Guanyin thought of many scenarios in which Jin Chanzi would find it difficult to meet her, but she never thought of the scene in front of her.
Originally it was the other party who had violated the precepts of obscenity, but instead he was made to feel like a victim, and those questions from the soul made Guanyin also be suffocated.
"I...."
"you...."
"no...."
Guanyin wanted to explain, but didn't know where to start.
Should you tell the other party that everything about you, even your first nine lives, has been arranged?
"What are you!"
"What am I?"
"Why don't you give me a cassock! Don't you think we Buddhists are not embarrassed enough?"
Jiang Yuliang is a social beast who has experienced 996 blessings for a long time. How can this group of people from the Three Realms of the Prehistoric Realm be able to resist when they spray him?
No, when faced with Guanyin's question, he took the initiative and knocked the hats off the opponent.
The other party was left speechless. Those things were tacitly understood by the Buddhas in Lingshan. She, Guanyin, couldn't take the lead in admitting them.
"oh,"
Guanyin dullly took out a cassock and handed it directly to Jin Chanzi.
"What are you looking at! Is it possible that you haven't seen enough?"