Chapter 144 Jin Chanzi's embarrassing moment
Chapter 144 Jin Chanzi's embarrassing moment
Feeling the cold wind coming from the mountain stream, Jiang Yuliang was sighing when he heard a gurgling sound from his stomach.
Jiang Yuliang touched his big bald head with a confused expression.
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"Am I hungry again?"
"No, I just had two big roast chickens and drank a large bottle of Blood River Karma Fruit. I shouldn't be hungry so quickly."
He touched his stomach, "Could it be that the things in the Blood River can't bear hunger in the world?"
Suddenly, the gurgling sound became louder and louder, and in a moment, it turned into a gurgling sound, and a sharp pain came.
A wave of ups and downs came, and Jiang Yuliang's buttocks tightened unconsciously. It was obvious that he was not hungry, but had a stomachache.
"It's over! It's over!"
"Damn it, the things in the blood river must have expired, damn it."
Feeling the protest from his stomach, Jiang Yuliang didn't have time to think about it, and plunged into the grass, and then there was a rustling sound.
"Huh!"
"Comfortable!"
However, above the nine heavens, a huge seven-colored black bird flew over and circled the Liangjie Mountain.
"Is this the Liangjie Mountain? I wonder what happened to the demon monkey left by the queen."
"After being suppressed for more than 500 years, it must be that its arrogance has been smoothed."
Who else could this seven-colored black bird be other than Nuwa's boy.
Is he ordered to come to visit the stone monkey? If it were in the past, Nuwa would not have activated the stone monkey chess piece so early.
But Lingshan has discovered the human race's background and has begun to bet.
Now that the mortal plane has been upgraded, it is difficult for the saints to plan, and Lin Chen has already bet, so he, Nuwa, certainly cannot fall behind, and naturally has to prepare as many back roads as possible.
"Stone monkey, I hope you can shoulder the burden of the demon clan."
The black bird muttered to himself, looking for the stone monkey suppressed under the Five Fingers Mountain.
"Hmm? What is that? It's shiny, can it be a magic weapon?"
At this moment, a shiny bead with golden light flashed a dazzling light, and the golden light was mixed with wisps of colorful colors.
It was obvious that it was the taste of merit. The black bird was very excited. He never thought that he could have such a heaven-defying opportunity after coming to the world.
Stretching out his claws, he turned into a stream of light and fell headfirst.
At this time, Jiang Yuliang, who was feeling sour, felt a gust of wind coming, and his head fell into darkness.
"Hehe, people who love to laugh will have good luck."
"I didn't expect that I would be targeted by a monster just because I took a shit in the bushes. Isn't this a dead end?"
"Although the task has not been triggered yet, I can get a lot of achievement points if I die once, which can be exchanged for the cigarettes, beer and mineral water I want."
He looked up with two rows of big white teeth bared.
It doesn't matter if I don't look, but I was almost scared to death when I saw it. I didn't have time to think about it and ran away with my pants pulled up.
Because I saw a pair of huge claws, flashing sharp light, with a lightning-fast momentum, as if they were going to torture him first.
"Oh my god, where did this big guy come from? It's so scary."
Jiang Yuliang ran and roared, his feet were full of wind, and in order not to be dismembered, he even took out the strength of blowing milk and ran wildly.
"This monster, if you want to eat me, I will definitely not resist. Can you be gentler? I'm afraid of you stretching out your sandbag-sized claws like this."
Jiang Yuliang ran madly and kept persuading.
"Someone got there first?"
The bead that flashed with the light of merit was moving quickly, and there was an urgent voice, so the black bird moved even faster.
"Hmph! Someone dared to steal my things, they are looking for death!"
Feeling the strong wind behind him and hearing the whistling sound in his ears, Jiang Yuliang knew that he was done for again this time, and hoped that this monster brother would give him a quick death.
Thinking of being grabbed and dismembered, Jiang Yuliang trembled, and found that his system of seeking death was too unreliable.
Suddenly, I felt that being scared to death was also good, at least I could not feel the pain, and I would just fall to the ground and be done with it.
"Monster brother, I won't run anymore, I admit it, can you give me a quick death?"
Jiang Yuliang gave up directly, lying straight on the ground, his hands protecting his chest, his eyes closed, and looked like he was ready to do whatever you wanted.
"Hmm?"
"Why is it a monk?"
As the distance got closer, the black bird found some clues.
Gradually, he realized something was wrong. How could this be a magic weapon that exudes merit? It was Jin Chanzi, the body of merit.
That bead that shone with merit, wasn't it the other party's bald head?
But it was obviously too late. At his speed, Jin Chanzi would surely die tragically under his claws in no less than a moment.
"What should I do!"
"What should I do!"
"My queen, help me!"
After realizing something was wrong, Xuanniao had no time to slow down.
Even if he retracted his claws, he could still crush the other party into slag with his powerful body of the middle stage of Daluo Jinxian.
Thinking of killing Jin Chanzi, the body of merit, let alone whether the Heavenly Punishment Thunder Dragon would appear, even if the group of Buddhas in Lingshan who protected their shortcomings were sold, it would not be enough to revive Jin Chanzi.
His little head kept turning, and he couldn't find any solution at all, unless the other party avoided it immediately.
But looking at Jin Chanzi lying on the ground, waiting to die, Xuanniao was completely desperate.
"Jin Chanzi, why are you lying there? Run! I can't control myself!"
Xuanniang could only remind the other party that even if he moved a little, even a little bit, there was still hope of survival.
But what's the situation of you lying on the ground and waiting to die?
"What!"
"I have dignity, too!"
"Do you think you are playing a trick on me?"
"I tell you, no way!"
"You can kill me or cut me up, whatever you want!"
Jiang Yuliang, who was lying on the ground, had already given up resistance. He didn't expect that this monster would let him run?
Isn't this a joke on him? Even if you are a female monster, it won't work. He, Jiang Yuliang, is a monk with dignity.
I would rather die standing than live lying down.
"Me!"
"You!"
Xuanniang was almost furious when he saw the other party lying still.
He wanted to give the other party a claw and reincarnate him directly.
Who the hell is this guy? Does he want to die so much?
Thinking of the scene where the Earth God frightened Jin Chanzi to death and was killed by the Thunder Dragon of Heavenly Punishment, Xuanniao couldn't help but shiver.
"Forget it!"
"I'll fight!"
Looking at Jin Chanzi who was unmoved on the ground, Xuanniao seemed to have made a major decision. She closed her eyes and turned into a stream of light, crashing straight into Jin Chanzi on the ground.
Blown by the strong wind, Jiang Yuliang could only lie on the ground, waiting for death to come.
He even began to think about how to eat and drink in the Hades Palace, and suddenly a huge force hit his chest directly.
"Is this the feeling of death?"
"I feel cold all over, and it's... not... good!"
Jiang Yuliang was hit so hard that his brain crashed and he fainted.
And this scene was so nakedly displayed in the eyes of countless powerful people in the Three Realms who were watching the Journey to the West. They covered their eyes and dared not look at it at all.
It was too shocking for the eyes. They were only concerned with cultivation, ignoring matters between men and women. How could they have ever seen such a shocking scene?
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